Notes for Future Travel

Notes to self:

1. Always print out the address of your hotel before arriving in an unfamiliar place, particularly if the hotel is a tiny "inn" in Bangalore that no one at the airport has ever heard of.

2. If the hotel is a tiny inn in Bangalore, don't be surprised if they're out of rooms, forgot they were going to pick you up at the airport, have lost your reservation, and proceed to send you to another tiny inn in Bangalore, which they assure you is even nicer but has people sleeping in the hallways.

3. Always carry toilet paper, even if it means carrying fewer alpaca finger puppets.

4. Always bring a towel larger than your hand (and softer than your Lonely Planet.)

5. If there is a bucket placed near a showerhead, be ready for low water pressure. This likelihood is reinforced by signs offering dire warnings such as, "Please save water; it is precious."

6. If the sign at an airport bank advertises, "We buy and sell all currencies," bear in mind before bounding up to them that they may not consider Korean Won to be a currency.

7. You don't really need sheets for sleeping.